Ill-Timed Moments of Clarity and Other Knitting Fables

It was the end of the school year and the Acme School of Design class presented their last student fashion show. Lucrezia proudly modeled her project, which she described as "his particular layered look", what her teachers called with disgust "substitutes, curtains, decor items, weaves".





The theme of Verna's project was "Bowl of Oatmeal". His teacher mentioned that he used many similar themes throughout the year such as Wheat Cream, Tunnel on White Bread, Homogenized Milk, Like Protein in Rice, and it was probably time to try using them. another topic, great. Color palette: perhaps also explore the treatment of long-term depression situation:.





Dice, perhaps Lovecraft's biggest fan, was very proud of her Cthulhu outfit.





The ever-practical Fionnula has created a sweater "suitable for very cold weather" paired with a Swiffer fabric handle perfect for reaching hard and dusty spots under the bed, on window sills.





Merle decided it was time for traditional parenting to evolve into postmodern adulthood.





Rona was very proud of her combination of 60s style colors with her grandmother's opulence, as she saw the dress as a profound statement about the separation of 60s youth culture from the older generation. For his next project, he planned to continue work on Jackie O. Goes Filthy Hippie.





Evis, the worst assistant in the class, had to hit something at the last minute and not finish, but he was sure his asymmetrical mesh surface looked solid enough that he didn't have to worry about not being able to do it. . trousers. I should have been with him.





Libby thought her design space would create an image for people who were cold everywhere but their elbows, as her experience showed that it was a very unserved market.





Garth's recycled tin wire was a huge success. She just wanted the tissues to be less painful.





Parnell was very pleased with his R2D2 Discovers Pastel Street Style until he reached the middle of the corridor, where there was an unfortunate and premature moment of clarity.