Ill-Timed Moments of Clarity and Other Knitting Fables

It was the end of the school year and the graduates of the Akaki School of Design will take part in the final student run. Lucrezia proudly modeled her project, which she called her "signature layered look" and the teachers completed it with "accommodation, curtain and all the décor."





The theme of Werner's project was "Oats". Her teacher mentions that she uses the same themes throughout the year, such as wheat cream, white tuna bread, smooth milk and white rice on rice, and perhaps an expanded color palette. Now is the time to try, and maybe she will be treated for a major depressive disorder.





Daisy, perhaps a huge Lovecraft fan, takes great pride in her garish clothing.





The always practical Fionula sweater is perfect for both cold weather and paired with the Swifer mop handle is perfect for accessing dusty areas under the bed and on the windowsill.





Meryl decided that now was the time to grow up and embrace traditional child abuse.





Rona is proud of her florals and chic 60s grandparents mix, as Rona sees the dress as a detailed description of 60s youth culture and a dividing line between the older generation. For Jackie O. Goz's next project, Phillips plans to bring in a hippie theme.





The worst late in the class, Avis, had to hit at the last minute and it wasn't over yet, but he was sure that his unbalanced flares seemed strong enough. She couldn't sew matching pants.





Libby felt it was a very unpredictable market so he felt the design would create eyes for cool people other than elbows.





Harz's filament made from recycled aluminum foil was a huge success. She wished the sweater was not so thin.





In one of the saddest and most transparent moments of all time, Parnell was so happy that he landed halfway on the R2D2 Discover Pastel Street Style.