Ill-Timed Moments of Clarity and Other Knitting Fables

It was the end of the school year, and the graduates of the Acme Design School were preparing to showcase the latest fashions of their students. Lucrezia proudly modeled her project on what she called a "famous striped view" - what her professors called "the remains of mosques, curtains and ledges."





The theme of Verna's project was "Oatmeal". His mentor noted that he had used many similar topics during the year, such as "Wheat Cream," "Tuna in White Bread," "Homogenized Milk," and "Like White in Rice," and it was time to try. wider range of colors. նույնիսկ He may seek treatment for chronic depression :.





Dice Cthulhu, who may be the biggest fan of Lovecraft, was very proud of her clothes.





Always practical, Fionnula invented a cold-weather jacket with a Swiffer fabric handle under the bed, perfect for working in inaccessible places on window frames.





Merle decided it was time to turn traditional children's toys into postmodern toys.





Rona was so proud of the color combination of the 1960s - her grandmother's elegance - that the dress was a profound expression of the difference between the youth of the 1960s and the culture of the older generation. He planned to use "Jackie O. Goes Dirty Hippie" for his next project.





Avis, the worst pusher in the class, had to collide with something at the last minute and then didn't finish, but he was so sure that the asymmetrical mesh tank hit hard enough that there was no need for it. Fear of not being able to sew the pants he was supposed to wear.





Libby thought that his design industry would create images of cold people everywhere, but their elbows were a very dangerous market to try.





Garth Recycled Sheet was a great success. He just wanted the tissue to be less painful.





Parnell was so happy with the idea of ​​"opening R2D2 in Bastille Street style" that he went halfway through a moment of failure and poor clarity.