Ill-Timed Moments of Clarity and Other Knitting Fables
It was the end of the school year and the directors of the Acme School of Design marched to the finale parade. Lucrezia proudly described her project, which she called a "characteristic layered look" and described her masters as "stapled with remnants of towels, curtains and decorative borders."
Verna's project theme was "Oatmeal". His teacher noted that he used very similar themes throughout the year with his wheat porridge, tuna on white bread, homogenized milk and white rice projects and that it might be time to use a wide color palette and perhaps time to process. for a long time. cases of state depression.
Dyce, who was probably Lovecraft's most ardent fan, was very proud of her Cthulhu dress.
Always practical, Fionnula designed a sweater that was suitable even in very cold weather and, together with the Swiffer mop handle, was ideal for cleaning hard-to-reach places under beds and above windows.
Merle decided it was time for baby traditionals to mature and become postmodern.
Rona was very proud of her grandmother's chic combination of 60's flower, as she saw this outfit as a profound expression of the gap between '60s youth culture and the culture of the older generation. For his next project, Jackie O. Goes intended to use the Dirty Hippie theme.
Avis, who was the worst procrastinator in the class, had to come up with something at the last minute and then not follow through, but he was sure his asymmetrical T-shirt looked good enough. Solid, no need. worry. I couldn't sew the pants I needed to sew.
Libby believed that her ubiquitous design niches within her elbows would create looks for people with colds, which in her experience was a vastly underrated market.
Garth cable made from recycled aluminum foil has been a huge success. I wanted the dot work to not hurt as much.
Parnell was quite happy with his pastel R2D2 street style as he had his most unfortunate and inappropriate lighting moment until he left the hallway.