Ill-Timed Moments of Clarity and Other Knitting Fables

It was the end of the school year and the graduates of the Akamai School of Design were putting on their last student fashion show. Lucrezia proudly designed her project, which she calls her "signature layered look," and her teachers abandoned the "combo, curtain, and background all together" look.





The theme of Werner's project was "Oatmeal Bowl". Her teacher claims that she uses similar themes throughout the year in her projects such as Wheat Cream, White Tuna, Tuna, Homogenized Milk, and Like White on Rice, and perhaps uses a wider color palette. . It's time to try and maybe even find out how it treats chronic situational depression.





Dice, who was perhaps Lovecraft's most dedicated fan, was very proud of his appearance at Chatthulhu.





Never to be carried around, Fionula made the sweater suitable for very cold weather, as well as a faster mop handle perfect for removing heavy dust stains under the bed and on the windowsill.





Merle decided that it was time for the traditional children's racket to become adult and postmodern.





Ron was so proud of her color combination and her chic 60s grandmother that she saw in this dress a deep line of demarcation between 60s youth culture and the older generation. For his next project, he planned to use the "Jackie O. Gus Philly Hippie" theme.





Evis, the bottom of the class, had to push him at the last minute, and then it wasn't over, but he was sure that his asymmetrical jersey looked solid enough that he had nothing to worry about. She couldn't make the pants he was supposed to wear.





Libby felt that his design niche would give the appearance of cold people everywhere except for the elbows, as he saw first hand that this market was so undervalued.





The recycled foil thread was a huge success. She just wanted to get close to him, which wasn't too painful.





Parnell was so pleased with his "R2D2 Discover Pastel Street Style" look that he landed halfway down the driveway where he had one of his most unfortunate and pitiful moments of clarity.